A tiny toddler managed to squeeze its way through the White House gates yesterday while reporters awaited news on potential US aid in Iraq.
The breach caused a minor lockdown, but security eventually, and unusually, let the intrudent off the hook.
According to Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan, "We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents.
"So the Secret Service has a sense of humor? Who knew?